For example, I appreciate your mother's face.
Shikamaru getting some ass.
(via wearelegion-forwearemany)
- Me: I should be working
- Me: I should be studying
- Me: I should be sleeping
- Dawkins: Oh look, I'm speaking words!
- Me: Guess it's time to ignore responsibilities.
OBAMA JUST DROPPED THAT 47% QUOTE! THAT’S IT, IT’S OVER, WWII AIN’T GOT SHIT ON THIS DEBATE!
Superpuppy is Here to Save Your Day
And by save, we mean he’ll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.
Super Teemo!
- Me: Tell your brother I appreciate his taste in music.
- Evan: Connor, Felipe likes your taste is music.
- Evan: Then again it's Smells Like Tean Spirit, who doesn't love that song?
- Me: Faggots, Evan. Faggots don't like that song.
- Walter: I've actually never heard that song in my entire life.
- Evan: Kinda proving his point.
- Me: I want the link!
- Shakira: Then go play Zelda!
Le me, scrolling through my code to see how much I've done so far and if there's anything I want to fix/add..
- Me: Holy shit it's like seeing the matrix.
- Me: How did I type so much so quickly?
- Me: Oh shit, it's been 10 hours.
- Me: I need friends, or at least a hobby.
- My Xbox: I USED TO BE YOUR HOBBY!
- Friend: You know that great feeling you get when you walk into a room and you know people are looking at you?
- Me: Yeah, but I think it's because I'm on a Gameboy SP.
