ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

(via awkward-scientific-kitten)

asker

jordiebean asked: Favorite Marvel superhero? (This is important.)

pmon3y69:

the kid from home alone 2

tamahi:

things ppl rly need to stop glorifying

  • krusty krab
  • is unfair
  • Mr krabs
  • is in there
  • standing at the concession 
  • plotting his oppression

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I’m just gonna bullshit it. — my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

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paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

(via awkward-scientific-kitten)

onlyxspinning:

Looks like someone at Bob’s Burgers is a real Say Anything fan… 

I’ll never actually have the college experience.
The real one.
The BIG university experience- the one where I’m overwhelmed by the hustle and bustle of the city life that is the rush to afternoon’s first classes.
I’ll never pick from a seemingly endless list of electives- never pick out one of the various shame-based “____ studies” classes and turn into a social justice Marxist (beard and everything).
I’ll never be fooled into becoming another statistic for shifting beliefs.
I don’t think I will ever feel as though I can change the world, or even that I should.

I will not have an average experience, which is something I was quite proud- and I still am! But right now- not even today, just right now- I am beginning to regret my unusual decisions. I want to know what it all feels like and I feel like there’s something I’m missing out on.

And it kind of hurts. Just a little bit.

(via dorkly)

dynastylnoire:

callingoutsexists:

Oh wow this is the realest 

or expect to be disrespected

dynastylnoire:

callingoutsexists:

Oh wow this is the realest 

or expect to be disrespected

(via littleoakfairy)

youvegottabekeatonme:

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

Well I’d for one get laid more

I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.

- Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)

….or maybe someone with the same ideals but who is somewhat uncomfortable with supporting equality for all from one party’s side… I feel like it’s more productive and less hypocritical to fight for equality INCLUDING FEMINIST IDEAS if we do so from a neutral point- like you can’t say you want all teams to win if you’re wearing Team A’s jersey. I fully accept what I am a part of and what I am allowing to happen by not going out and protesting all day- just like the rest of us- but excuse me if I’d rather my team jersey say “everyone should be equal” rather than “female empowerment/equality also everyone should be equal”. I know I’m kinda rambling but I don’t want to be misunderstood, but I suppose you’re all smart enough to follow my point, sorry if you feel insulted by my over-explanation.

(via oxxfordcontra)

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

(via awkward-scientific-kitten)

patrickstumpsgloves:

snorlaxatives:

I Get Really Uncomfortable When People Type Like This

by panic at the disco

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